UFO and Ancient-Astronaut Paradoxes

Here, I will discuss some problems with the extraterrestrial-spaceship hypothesis of UFO's (Unidentified Flying Objects), and problems with the related hypothesis of "ancient astronauts". UFO's was the term that the US Air Force invented for "flying saucers"; it has been generally accepted because of its greater sobriety. The ancient-astronaut hypothesis does not refer to the likes of John Glenn, but to the work of the likes of Erich von Däniken, its best-known exponent. Here are those paradoxes:

• "I Saw It with my Very Own Eyes"
• "Pictures Don't Lie"
• "They're Covering It Up!"
• The Advanced-Technology Problem
• Lights at Night: You'll Be Spotted
• Supersonic Flight: No Sonic Booms?
• The "Flying Saucer" Shape
• What do the UFOnauts Look Like?
• Why don't the UFOnauts Tell Us Anything Interesting?
• Where is All the Ancient Astronauts' Infrastructure?
• Why didn't the Ancient Astronauts Tell Us Anything Interesting?

An important special case of this principle is distance determination. If one makes a visual observation of anything beyond a few feet/meters away, its parallax across one's eyes will be so small as to be undetectable, so ANY distances one concludes are pure interpretation of observations. Any observer who is careful about this deserves respect; any observer who dogmatically insists on a measurement of distance by perception deserves the opposite.

Another interesting special case is the interesting misperception that one is being followed around by some celestial body. This is a side effect of their great distance; as one moves, one produces a parallax that is too small to see. This misunderstanding has even happened to professional aircraft pilots, such as military pilots.

One counterargument is that these sorts of arguments would indicate that human visual perception is to fallible to be usable. But a counter-counterargument is to consider the nature of UFO reports; they are reports of extraordinary events, and extraordinary events are much more newsworthy than ordinary events, especially if they are rare. Thus, if one sees Venus 100 times and never thinks that it represents anything unusual, while once becoming convinced of having been followed around by that planet, it is the latter sort of event that would be the more newsworthy of the two.

What is especially interesting here is the rarity of detailed UFO video, despite video captures of numerous rare events. It may simply be very difficult to make a good fake one, one that does not look like a model on a string, though that may change as advancing computer hardware and software makes it possible to construct a plausible fake UFO movie without an inordinate expense of both time and money.

Furthermore, this argument can easily be stretched to explain anything, and therefore really nothing; it is deficient in falsifiability. How would one be able to tell if something was not the result of sufficiently advanced technology?

And if one wants to do some espionage, it is important not to let oneself be spotted. And night lights do exactly the opposite -- advertise one's presence.

Avoiding collisions could even done by watching out for Earthling aircraft, which conveniently advertise their presence.

However, one can think of counterhypotheses; for example, that these illuminated craft are some kind of experiment being performed on us Earthlings to see how we react, or even some kind of monstrous practical joke.

Furthermore, boomless supersonic flight would be *very* valuable for airplane manufacturers -- if it could be achieved, because it would remove a major drawback of supersonic flight. Supersonic airliners are currently restricted to flying over oceans and other thinly populated areas for this reason, and boomless supersonic flight would also be valuable for military aircraft, since a sonic boom could give them away.

The saucer shape seems to me to have suboptimal aerodynamics, as indicated from the performance of flying-wing airplanes, those with the closest approximation to that shape. They have a reputation as fuel guzzlers, which indicates that their lift-to-drag ratio is not very good; that shape is valued for its low radar cross section, one possible merit of a saucer shape. One counterargument is the performance of "lifting-body" aircraft, which are roughly potato-shaped with stubby wings. However, their greater front-to-back extension and their wing stubbiness makes them un-saucerlike.

The best shape for traveling through a fluid is a missile or torpedo shape; this is the shape of swimming animals like fish, cetaceans, and squid; this is also the shape of submarines and airplane fuselages. Airplanes' main depatures from a missile shape are due to their necessity of making lift and controlling their flight; wings and tailfins are rather thin surfaces.

One could argue that with very advanced technology, one can use whatever shape one wants to and overcome poor aerodynamics with some high-tech brute force. However, that tends to waste energy, which has to be carried aboard the craft, unless some really advanced technology enables getting around that (high-density energy storage, low energy consumption, extraction of energy from environment, transmission of energy). In the absence of such technology, we may assume that an extraterrestrial spyplane would have to be shaped something like an Earthling missile or airplane. But they are not often reported with that shape.

There is a circumstance in which shape does not matter much, however, and that is if the craft is traveling very slowly by airplane standards, less than about 20-30 mph/kph. However, this does not account for all the UFO's that reportedly travel faster than that.

This is also true of vehicles that operate solely in outer space; most Earthling spacecraft are irregularly-shaped, because outer space is essentially a vacuum, meaning that it gives resistance too small to measure. Not surprisingly, these spacecraft are carried up inside of missile-shaped enclosures. An interesting example of this contrast is in the Apollo spacecraft; the Command and Service Modules had to travel through the Earth's atmosphere on their way to the Moon, while the Lunar Module was stowed behind it, behind a partial-cone-shaped enclosure. The first two modules had a streamlined shape, while the third one had an irregular shape. These shapes were memorialized in the Apollo 9 codenames "Gumdrop" and "Spider"; it is easy to guess which module got which code name.

So IMO the most plausible hypothesis is that the saucer shape is a byproduct of that misbegotten term, "flying saucer"; from this discussion, the most likely shape of an extraterrestrial spaceship that travels fast in the Earth's atmosphere would be a missile or airplane shape. However a very slow one or an outer-space one would likely have an irregular shape.

We can expect some convergence, because living in the same Universe that we do will generate similar solutions to shared problems; that has happened many times in Earth life. However, in all these cases, there are numerous differences in detail between the various outwardly-similar evolutionary inventions:

• Wings (birds, bats, pterosaurs, insects)
• Camera-like eyes (vertebrates, squid/octopus)
• Gripping claws (scorpions, lobsters/crabs)
• Hooves (odd-toed ungulates, even-toed ungulates, etc.)
• Filter feeding (basking and whale sharks, baleen whales)
• Streamlined shape with control surfaces (squid, fish, ichthyosaurs, cetaceans)
• Two-leggedness (dinosaurs/birds, kangaroos, hominids)
• Flatness for living on a seafloor (flounders, goosefish)
• Wood (several lineages of trees and bushes: Paleozoic lycopods, conifers, ginkgos, bamboo, palm trees, probably several dicot ones)

Those who claim that the UFOnauts have showed them other parts of the Solar System, like George Adamski, have had some interesting tales to tell, but their accuracy can easily be checked by comparing their stories to the findings of later space-exploration. George Adamski claimed that he had met inhabitants of Venus, Mars, and Saturn (why not Jupiter?) who looked almost exactly human, only better-looking. These inhabitants could survive under Earth conditions without any special protection. And they had established bases on the Moon. However, Venus has a very hot and thick atmosphere of mostly carbon dioxide, which has fried every space probe ever sent into it, Mars has a cold and very thin atmosphere of mostly carbon dioxide that water cannot be liquid in, and Saturn has an atmosphere of mostly hydrogen and helium -- and no condensed surface.

The situation for rockets is even worse. Those with any serious size need launchpads, service towers, assembly buildings, propellant storage tanks, and other such stuff familiar from such well-known spaceports as the Kennedy Space Center and the Baikonur Cosmodrome. So where are the ancient spaceports? None of the ancient-astronaut advocates have pointed out any clear examples of any such facilities with infrastructure like that of Kennedy or Baikonur; all they point to is mysterious ancient ruins that show little direct evidence of advanced technology.

More broadly, this point applies to the general lack of high-tech junk. None has yet been found, despite such junk being a very interesting find if it could be found.

One possible way to recognize such junk would be to look for parts that have to fit other parts. In Earthling industries, there are widely-shared conventions for the sizes and shapes of such parts; this enables parts manufactured on different production lines and by different manufacturers to fit together. In such conventions, sizes are usually some simple multiples or fractions of some favorite unit of measure; this is why there exist separate sets of English-unit and metric-unit nuts and bolts, for example. Thus, if extraterrestrial visitors had used nuts and bolts in their construction, they would likely have used a few standard sizes of these fasteners, but those sizes would have differed from the corresponding sizes in corresponding Earthling fasteners. And they may possibly be left-handed instead of right-handed, as most Earthling screwed fasteners are.

A good example of this principle in action in a higher-order design can be seen in the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project. Two separate teams, in the United States and the Soviet Union, had made their spacecraft capable of docking with other spacecraft, yet their docking systems were incompatible with each other. Which meant that a docking module had to be built for the mission, with one end capable of docking with an Apollo spacecraft and the other end with a Soyuz spacecraft. And there is every good reason to expect the same principle to be true of extraterrestrial visitors' designs.

• The Earth is shaped like a ball, and the inhabitants on the other side do not fall off because falling down is due to massive objects attracting each other. As a result, the inhabitants at the other side fall upward relative to us. This is an answer to what might be called Lactantius's Paradox (Divine Institutes 3:24). When one considers that an extraterrestrial visitor could easily notice the Earth's shape as he/she/it approaches it, the absence of that revelation is especially remarkable.
• The sky is not a bowl or box overhead but a vast, airless void. The air goes only a few days' journey upwards and becomes too thin to breathe in about half a day's journey -- and the celestial bodies are much, much farther than that.
• The sky looks blue in the daytime because it acts like a thin fog which the Sun lights up. Bodies of water look blue because they reflect the sky.
• The stars seem to move because the Earth is slowly spinning.
• Phases of the Moon result from only the parts of the Moon facing the Sun being illuminated; the rest of the Moon being visible in crescent phase is due to illumination by the Earth.
• The Moon is a battered airless desert; it is a ball 1/4 the size of the Earth.
• The Sun is a giant fireball bigger than the Moon's path around the Earth, and the stars are sunlike objects at great distances.
• The Earth travels around the Sun, dragging its air with it; that is why we do not feel a great wind.
• There is a difference between angular size and linear size; one only directly sees angular size and has to deduce linear size indirectly.
• Eclipses of the Moon are nothing to lose sleep over, except if one wants to watch them, because they are caused by the Moon entering the Earth's shadow. There is certainly no need to lose sleep over monsters trying to eat the Moon or sorcerers trying to control it. Likewise, eclipses of the Sun are caused by the Moon moving in front of the Sun, and are also nothing to be afraid of.
• Eclipses do not happen every new and full Moon because the Moon's path is tilted relative to the Sun's; they happen at different times of the year because the paths' intersection line moves backward with a period of 18 and 2/3 years.
• The Morning Star and the Evening Star are one and the same object, an Earthlike object that is covered with clouds and that travels around the Sun like the Earth does, though closer.
• Objects keep on moving at constant speed unless some outside force intervenes, such as friction from its environment that drags it until it shares its environment's speed.
• Fire rises because air swells as it gets heated, making it get pushed up by the other air.
• Clouds are not solid objects but giant masses of fog that one can travel through.
• The oceans do not fill up because water slowly boils off from them. This water is then blown in the air and may be blown a long distance before it comes out of the air as clouds. From the clouds, rain may fall, and this rain may eventually flow back into the oceans, completing the circle. Thus, water goes around and around and around...
• Living things have features that are helpful for them to survive and have descendants; everything they do is in some way selfish. Even an unselfish act like a honeybee dying as it stings nevertheless helps close relatives: the other bees in that bee's hive.
• Rotting meat gets maggots in it because flies lay their eggs in it; keep flies away, and the meat will stay maggotless.
• Bread rises becauses of a kind of mold too small too see that lives in the bread. Wine and beer are also the result of that tiny mold in action; that mold produces a liquid that causes drunkenness, a liquid that can be boiled off. Some other sorts of tiny mold cause rotting and disease; cooking food and boiling water will kill that mold. Also, be sure to dispose of rotting stuff and dung carefully, so one does not catch tiny bad mold from them.
• The seat of the mind and emotions is the brain and not the heart or other such organ. The heart's reactions to emotions are essentially that: reactions.
• The heart pumps blood, which moves in a complete loop. It goes inside of blood vessels that branch and branch and branch until they are too small to see; the blood then goes into other vessels that join and join and join and eventually reach the heart again.
• A "nothing number" is completely meaningful; numbers less than nothing are also meaningful. Imagine assets for greater than zero and debts for less than zero.
• One can easily represent large numbers by using a place system, in which one writes a sequence of basic numbers, numbers that are only 0 to 9 that are understood to be multiplied by appropriate multipliers and then added. The rightmost has a multipler of 1, and each succeeding leftward one gets a multiplier that is the previous multiplier multiplied by 10.
• One can represent decimal fractions in the same way; one puts a mark and then writes basic numbers rightward; each succeeding one has a multiplier 10 times less.
• One can represent an object's position in space by a set of three numbers: forward distance, rightward distance, and upward distance. Backward, leftward, and downward distances can be represented by numbers less than zero. One can also imagine time as a kind of position.
• If one has formed an opinion, one can put that opinion to the test by asking what that opinion's consequences are and seeing if those consequences are correct.
• For an opinion to be worth considering, it must be capable of being falsified; something that is always true does not really say anything new. Consider an oracle that states that a battle will result in a great victory, but not which side will win. That oracle has not stated anything very meaningful, because it would be correct if either side won.
• One good way of testing various opinions is to try to set all factors equal while changing only the one that is related to some opinion. Thus, if you think that some kind of plant needs to be watered, you take two identical examples of that plant, plant them in the same kind of soil and give them the same illumination, but water one and not the other.
• When developing and testing opinions, do not be ashamed of failure; an opinion can be partially correct, and one can use one's experience to develop better ones.
• A convenient way to do writing of language is to have one letter for each speech sound.

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